The jackass in question had to be the fat naked guy in front of me. The dude was just chilling in a lawn chair. There was a really fucking cushy looking armchair right next to him, and this guy was sitting in a lawn chair. Thank god the guy didn’t have a boner. As hard as he was staring at me, I really needed him to not have a boner. Especially since I was naked.“Uh. Hey bro. What’s going on?” I asked as I stood up and sat in the armchair next to him. Someone needed to sit in the damn thing, so why not me?“Not much my man. Been sitting here contemplating what to reward you with now that you’re chilling up here in heaven,” the fat guy responded. I think he was Asian.“Right on brothe- wait, what the fuck? Did you just say heaven?”“Yeah man. Bad luck about the parachute. Sky diving is usually pretty fun and really gets the blood flowing. Probably a lot less fun when the cord pulls and the ‘chute decides to take the day off, but hey, now you’re here with me.”“Oh God damn it. I knew I. She gave me a royal dose of the clap, and on her wedding eve, too." So she told me," Now it was a full-blown smile, full of sparkling, white teeth."Wasn't that horrible?" Painful too. I thought for a while I'd never get another erection."By this time Shelly was laughing heartily. "Well it ruined her honeymoon." Yeah, it was to late to cancel until everybody recovered huh?" Absolutely." So... can you tell me how the operation went? I mean, I can see that you've..." Why don't I show you the pictures?" You have picture of the operation? Ugh! No thanks." No silly, pictures of the actual healing process. It kinda tells or shows what I went through. Jack insisted on taking them." Then can I have a good look at the real ones?" I asked."Sure, you'll be the first to see them other than Jack, of course. Just a second, I'll get them." And she hurried off into the bedroom. I took a long look at the couch and remembered how she'd handled my dick so lovingly that night.Then she was back holding a.
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